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Post by schmack on Jan 19, 2007 20:15:47 GMT
got it from someone at work
will trace it on monday see if it makes its way back to you!!
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Post by orrible on Jan 22, 2007 11:34:59 GMT
2 women were playing golf. 1 teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men who immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll about in agony. The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologise. Please allow me to help.Im a nurse and I know I could relieve your pain if you would allow me. She said. Oh no ill be all right, ill be fine in a few minutes he said. He was in obvious agony lying in a fetal position still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands and laid them at his side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She administered a tender and artful massage for several long minutes. How does that feel she asked? Fabulous he replied but my thumb still hurts like hell.
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Post by orrible on Jan 23, 2007 10:16:03 GMT
A new campaign is out to return this verse back to the national anthem:
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade, May by thy mighty aid, Victory bring. May he sedition hush and like a torrent rush, Rebellious Scots to crush, God save the Queen
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Post by loopytunes on Jan 23, 2007 10:26:07 GMT
HAVE U HEARD THE ROMOUR??? KING STREET RUN THINK THEY ARE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE... LOL
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Post by orrible on Jan 23, 2007 10:41:56 GMT
they've already won it haven't they?
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Post by ed on Jan 23, 2007 13:07:00 GMT
they've already won it haven't they? At least they have not cheated thier way to the top of the league like some other teams in the CAPL What are you talking about? also, there's along way to go yet but it is ours to lose ...
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Post by orrible on Jan 23, 2007 13:26:02 GMT
they've already won it haven't they? At least they have not cheated thier way to the top of the league like some other teams in the CAPL what do you mean?
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Post by orrible on Jan 23, 2007 13:26:48 GMT
At least they have not cheated thier way to the top of the league like some other teams in the CAPL What are you talking about? also, there's along way to go yet but it is ours to lose ... Do you play darts Ed?
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Post by Craig Benstock on Jan 23, 2007 13:56:28 GMT
they've already won it haven't they? At least they have not cheated thier way to the top of the league like some other teams in the CAPL Another infuriating post. You're statement is as vague as it is lacking in minerals. If you have something to say, I'd wish you would simply say it so it can be fully understood. Who is a cheat? How have they cheated?
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Post by Craig Benstock on Jan 23, 2007 14:06:17 GMT
Its good to see a team winning on merit, sportsmanship and hard work.
Of course it is... that's not rocket science.
It was good to wake up this morning and find both my arms still attached to my body, and that the earth hadn't been invaded by aliens.
However..... do you have a point in amongst all your words??
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Post by orrible on Jan 23, 2007 14:44:44 GMT
and that the earth hadn't been invaded by aliens. It did, many moons ago. They landed in the Hopbine and invaded The Romsey Labour club. Watch out, they're on the move. ;D
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Post by potter on Jan 23, 2007 15:01:28 GMT
and that the earth hadn't been invaded by aliens. It did, many moons ago. They landed in the Hopbine and invaded The Romsey Labour club. Watch out, they're on the move. ;D LOL very funny I like that
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Post by ed on Jan 23, 2007 17:30:16 GMT
I used to play a lot of darts, but not for about 5 years now...
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Post by orrible on Jan 24, 2007 10:09:33 GMT
pop over to Cross keys one tuesday?
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Post by orrible on Jan 30, 2007 10:50:53 GMT
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call today, and thought I should alert you all.
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those with slower reactions might not be so lucky. Please keep your wits about you next time you go to one of these DIY places.
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Post by ed on Jan 30, 2007 13:24:06 GMT
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call today, and thought I should alert you all. I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those with slower reactions might not be so lucky. Please keep your wits about you next time you go to one of these DIY places. I had a narrow miss as well, some old bloke in orange asked me if i was after a screw ...
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Post by AndyG on Jan 30, 2007 13:39:27 GMT
I had a narrow miss as well, some old bloke in orange asked me if i was after a screw ... Must be the way you walk
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Post by Craig Benstock on Jan 30, 2007 13:53:59 GMT
I had to return a Tape-measure the other day.
It just didn't measure up.
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Post by AndyG on Feb 2, 2007 12:29:24 GMT
HAVE U HEARD THE ROMOUR??? KING STREET RUN THINK THEY ARE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE... LOL There is also one going round saying MOTM think they can hang onto 2nd place
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Post by orrible on Feb 2, 2007 14:57:09 GMT
lol
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