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Post by orrible on Feb 15, 2009 6:49:48 GMT
lets have 5 a day. keep 'em going.
For starters.....
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today..
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ed
County Player
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Post by ed on Feb 15, 2009 11:18:02 GMT
lets have 5 a day. keep 'em going... Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today...
Just when I thought someone had something sensible to say, along came Orrible...
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Post by Craig Benstock on Feb 15, 2009 13:07:48 GMT
Argos are a bunch of *******!
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Post by orrible on Feb 15, 2009 19:07:59 GMT
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness
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Post by The Halifax Ringer on Feb 16, 2009 0:02:32 GMT
The best way to get over a woman, is to get under a new one.
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Luke
Won a few trophies
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Post by Luke on Feb 16, 2009 0:06:13 GMT
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. ;-)
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Post by orrible on Feb 16, 2009 1:34:18 GMT
Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'de better have a good hand.
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Post by orrible on Feb 18, 2009 23:04:54 GMT
get it while you can
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Post by monkey on Feb 18, 2009 23:48:17 GMT
To redress the sexual balance
I thought he was the strong silent type, then i realised he had nothing to say.
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Post by orrible on Feb 20, 2009 14:13:33 GMT
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
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Post by orrible on Feb 20, 2009 14:30:05 GMT
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get".
Homer to Bart.
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Post by orrible on Feb 25, 2009 10:01:11 GMT
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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Post by orrible on Feb 26, 2009 16:37:58 GMT
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Post by MadchesterLoz on Feb 26, 2009 18:04:26 GMT
Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'de better have a good hand. Quality ;D He who drops his watch down the toilet has s****y time. Man who walks in fron of a car is tired, the man who walks behind is exhausted.
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Post by orrible on Feb 27, 2009 8:57:37 GMT
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Post by orrible on Mar 3, 2009 16:58:18 GMT
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. ;D
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Post by orrible on Nov 22, 2009 3:22:39 GMT
It's back.......
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Post by Rich Wharton on Nov 23, 2009 2:11:23 GMT
I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘’Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'’ (Bernard Hopkins)
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Post by Boonchu on Nov 23, 2009 9:15:15 GMT
"Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up"
-Galatians 6:9.
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Post by The Halifax Ringer on Nov 23, 2009 11:12:52 GMT
"It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory." - Bill Nicholson
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