Post by matt covill(fulbourn b) on Jul 10, 2015 0:57:27 GMT
Dinkle Spikes 4-8 F.I.S.S.C.(B)
Well.........well........well......Wel........"****** Deep Hole With Water In It!!!!!!!!!!"
Today I was a little bit tired so communicated with Arnold if he had 6 other than me I'd kinda like to sit it out................but bum hole enter me.....if sexual hadn't got to Palmer 1st.....meaning Tuna only had 5 if I was to go awol also.
So I pulled me draws up and stepped up to to the saucer.
For those who struggle to translate.......here it is in English.
Robert Aldred has no minerals which meant I had to play.
Ok.......well we turn up at exactly the same time as the old White Lion at Winkle Spikes........and got on with it once Baked had finished his Fag.
He proceeded to lose a tight one.........afterwards insisting it wasn't, as we all thought, that he was as transvestite as we'd always know him to be....but more to do with the wonderful surface we'd been provided to play on by "The Bald Bloke" who likes Bingo & Billiards........insisting every shot he'd attempted was in.......yet cause of ***** Shard it constantly deviated.......1-0 them.......I then took to this velvet like surface to find Charllotte was actually correct..........the table was in fact like something u'd find on Castle Hill.......or on Newmarket High Street.......(more rolls than Greggs).
Any Lawrie.....I got lucky........1-1........then Lou lost.......2-1......Dutch fella from Ipswich Murrain lost.....3-1.....then Coco apparently did ok to win 3-2.......B4 Fowler lost for 4-2 them at the Kit-Kat......wasn't looking great.
Any Truck.......Jaws gets incredibly lucky as oppo pots 8 ball......4-3.....then Tiger Roars like we know he can.........4-4 no one ..........then up comes this New Bloke in the Team.........not sure where he originated from but as he got lucky in 1st half and we only had 6.....Bob gave him another frame in 2nd half......lucky for him I refd and racked to perfection as always.....and Allen(I think that's his name)some how plated..........lucky sod.4-5.........well next thing u know Mr Williams entertained us......4-6......b4 Poo Shoe got the win..............I must of touched spud as he left the arena as I inherited the last frame for 4-8.
Like Peters show in the dark we climed from the fag storage facility.
Apart from the worst table I've ever played on for any sort of flatness in 8 or so years it was a great night.happy Days!!!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!
Well.........well........well......Wel........"****** Deep Hole With Water In It!!!!!!!!!!"
Today I was a little bit tired so communicated with Arnold if he had 6 other than me I'd kinda like to sit it out................but bum hole enter me.....if sexual hadn't got to Palmer 1st.....meaning Tuna only had 5 if I was to go awol also.
So I pulled me draws up and stepped up to to the saucer.
For those who struggle to translate.......here it is in English.
Robert Aldred has no minerals which meant I had to play.
Ok.......well we turn up at exactly the same time as the old White Lion at Winkle Spikes........and got on with it once Baked had finished his Fag.
He proceeded to lose a tight one.........afterwards insisting it wasn't, as we all thought, that he was as transvestite as we'd always know him to be....but more to do with the wonderful surface we'd been provided to play on by "The Bald Bloke" who likes Bingo & Billiards........insisting every shot he'd attempted was in.......yet cause of ***** Shard it constantly deviated.......1-0 them.......I then took to this velvet like surface to find Charllotte was actually correct..........the table was in fact like something u'd find on Castle Hill.......or on Newmarket High Street.......(more rolls than Greggs).
Any Lawrie.....I got lucky........1-1........then Lou lost.......2-1......Dutch fella from Ipswich Murrain lost.....3-1.....then Coco apparently did ok to win 3-2.......B4 Fowler lost for 4-2 them at the Kit-Kat......wasn't looking great.
Any Truck.......Jaws gets incredibly lucky as oppo pots 8 ball......4-3.....then Tiger Roars like we know he can.........4-4 no one ..........then up comes this New Bloke in the Team.........not sure where he originated from but as he got lucky in 1st half and we only had 6.....Bob gave him another frame in 2nd half......lucky for him I refd and racked to perfection as always.....and Allen(I think that's his name)some how plated..........lucky sod.4-5.........well next thing u know Mr Williams entertained us......4-6......b4 Poo Shoe got the win..............I must of touched spud as he left the arena as I inherited the last frame for 4-8.
Like Peters show in the dark we climed from the fag storage facility.
Apart from the worst table I've ever played on for any sort of flatness in 8 or so years it was a great night.happy Days!!!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!
