Is it week 7 @ Tony's Plaice.......fishy sod!!!
Dec 5, 2014 1:58:03 GMT
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Post by matt covill(fulbourn b) on Dec 5, 2014 1:58:03 GMT
Uni (A) 6-6 f.i.s.s.i.c.(B)
First I was afraid....I was petrified.....kept thinking how'd we win/draw a match with only 5 in our side......then Lomax turned up for the last frame 2nd half......and having gone from 6-3 down Lomax filled my heart with pride!!!!!!!!!
But ******** to all that........anyone see Ronnie's last 2 frames tonight
??
Now I hate to swear......but........"****....Piss....****....********......****"......if he ain't the best human being that's ever held a stick.....then I give up completely.
Any way.......spud somehow wins 1st.....and I can't explain how other than he potted the black......0-1 us.
B4 I carry on......can I please add,while this miracle was going on....Mr Rivers was dishing like the the washer upper at Buck Palace.......he is so sexy when in full flow......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anyway....enough about that Stream numpty..
We're some how 1-0 up.....having turned up with 5 players against the very underrated Uni.......who in my eyes are all very tidy in their own way......even if they do play a different kinda pool to ourselves...........their skip I must add had agreed,very generously,to play our 2nd players game.....if and when he turned up at the point he did..........so after Crouching Dragon Willis playing 3(under much ill willed joviality from the horrible team in our league on table next to us)missed the 8 ball only to see his oppo not emulate him......saw us go in affect 1-1........so next it's Smudge Jr........well Al has in my eyes more natural talent in his tiny bone(his GF told me it was tiny by the way) than 90% of all players in the wonderful C.a.p.l.......but bugger me did he balls it up.......oh yes...with bells on......2-1 them.....next poults wins for 2-2 b4 I.......me.....myself......do ok....in a pretty dire lookin situation,to clear up ok for the average player I am,to make it 2-3 us.............downside being that as Lomax hadn't turned up b4 first half was complete I felt compelled to give them the 2nd frame which made it 3-3.(after last week it hurt a lot not to have Birdcage or Sexual with us)
Any Hugh........Earl loses 7th frame & they go 4-3 up........then Smithe does same & we're 5-3 down.......lookin at a loss all day long.....we witness Jaws lose to go 6-3 down.....and as Croucher can't get hold of "Scarlet Pimpernel Lomax" at this point....we are basically putting our "Man Glands" in their palm awaiting the squeeze...........and the loss.
Well I'm next and I do ok......and make it 6-4.......Charlotte then somehow wins to bring us back from the dead.......6-5........& as he's doing this........."Phillip " Thinks He's Jason Donovan"Lomax" strolls in.......smashed to pieces can u believe........we who know him wouldn't expect anything other of course.
So......this drunken numpty looney basket strolls in to play the last frame(his first in 2yrs might I add)and he somehow......I don't quite know how.....manages to pull it out the F.U.C.K.I.N.G.......Emma......I mean "BAG".
What a result........6-3 down to pinch the draw???
Never known a night like it.
Happy days!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!
They can all play the game the boys of the Uni........underestimate them at ur perill.
I now have to arc back to Rivers.....Stell...J.C. & the boys who were on the said table 45 degrees behind & to our left........I believe the 12 frame match witnessed 8 bowls and a 0-12 score line..........not my kinda match if I'm honest.....but you can't have everything in life.
First I was afraid....I was petrified.....kept thinking how'd we win/draw a match with only 5 in our side......then Lomax turned up for the last frame 2nd half......and having gone from 6-3 down Lomax filled my heart with pride!!!!!!!!!
But ******** to all that........anyone see Ronnie's last 2 frames tonight
??Now I hate to swear......but........"****....Piss....****....********......****"......if he ain't the best human being that's ever held a stick.....then I give up completely.
Any way.......spud somehow wins 1st.....and I can't explain how other than he potted the black......0-1 us.
B4 I carry on......can I please add,while this miracle was going on....Mr Rivers was dishing like the the washer upper at Buck Palace.......he is so sexy when in full flow......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Anyway....enough about that Stream numpty..
We're some how 1-0 up.....having turned up with 5 players against the very underrated Uni.......who in my eyes are all very tidy in their own way......even if they do play a different kinda pool to ourselves...........their skip I must add had agreed,very generously,to play our 2nd players game.....if and when he turned up at the point he did..........so after Crouching Dragon Willis playing 3(under much ill willed joviality from the horrible team in our league on table next to us)missed the 8 ball only to see his oppo not emulate him......saw us go in affect 1-1........so next it's Smudge Jr........well Al has in my eyes more natural talent in his tiny bone(his GF told me it was tiny by the way) than 90% of all players in the wonderful C.a.p.l.......but bugger me did he balls it up.......oh yes...with bells on......2-1 them.....next poults wins for 2-2 b4 I.......me.....myself......do ok....in a pretty dire lookin situation,to clear up ok for the average player I am,to make it 2-3 us.............downside being that as Lomax hadn't turned up b4 first half was complete I felt compelled to give them the 2nd frame which made it 3-3.(after last week it hurt a lot not to have Birdcage or Sexual with us)
Any Hugh........Earl loses 7th frame & they go 4-3 up........then Smithe does same & we're 5-3 down.......lookin at a loss all day long.....we witness Jaws lose to go 6-3 down.....and as Croucher can't get hold of "Scarlet Pimpernel Lomax" at this point....we are basically putting our "Man Glands" in their palm awaiting the squeeze...........and the loss.
Well I'm next and I do ok......and make it 6-4.......Charlotte then somehow wins to bring us back from the dead.......6-5........& as he's doing this........."Phillip " Thinks He's Jason Donovan"Lomax" strolls in.......smashed to pieces can u believe........we who know him wouldn't expect anything other of course.
So......this drunken numpty looney basket strolls in to play the last frame(his first in 2yrs might I add)and he somehow......I don't quite know how.....manages to pull it out the F.U.C.K.I.N.G.......Emma......I mean "BAG".
What a result........6-3 down to pinch the draw?
??Never known a night like it.
Happy days!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!
They can all play the game the boys of the Uni........underestimate them at ur perill.
I now have to arc back to Rivers.....Stell...J.C. & the boys who were on the said table 45 degrees behind & to our left........I believe the 12 frame match witnessed 8 bowls and a 0-12 score line..........not my kinda match if I'm honest.....but you can't have everything in life.
