Post by matt covill(fulbourn b) on Nov 28, 2014 1:22:48 GMT
F.i.s.s.i.c.(B) 10-2 Portland
Well once again the wonderful world of sport throws up a gigantic wrench....I mean sprocket......I mean Berney.......I mean "Stupidly.....made of titanium....how on earth is that possible..........SPANNER......in the works!!!!!!!!!!
We the lowly F.i.s.s.c.(B) without a win all season find ourselves at home....up against the best team.......I.e.(top of the league) Portland.........
So I turn up late.....having given instructions to birthday boy Maris to put me 3rd.......to find we ain't even started as they'd turned up a little late themselves.
Anyway........turns out I'd left me wallet at home....poults gives me lift to collect it.....in that 5mins spud dishes 1-0 us.....and as we walk up to club Carlos is process of doing the same......2-0 us......I walk in....take off me Tug.....step up and get Very lucky to make it 3-0.....but we ain't gonna turn it away as we've had no luck all year.
So next it's Earl "the pearl" Willis.....what a clearance against his fellow "Hidden Dragon".......4-0 us........sexual is next & looks in control.....but Mr.Passatt clears really well for 4-Bobby.......Stretch then allays fears of 4-2 at half time with a great clearance to make it 5-R.A. At half time.
Ok we are getting the rub....and probably expecting it to go wrong from here as 3 draws kinda allude to.......and the on resumption seeing Charlotte lose the 1st of 2nd half to go 5-2 us....I'm gettin that "Ship built in N.Ireland" feeling.(no blame intended...just a reference)
Anyway......Wideless Wheels is on for his 2nd dish in a match for first time and adrenaline kicks in and that strong right wrist gets too strong and rattles 8 ball.......terry battles back really well and makes it a 8 ball game.....birdcage produces the big double to secure the nervy draw 6-2 us.
Next it's me.....and in a close one I do ok as it happens.....helped with 2 shots when kinda in control......play a pearler when foul snookered and claim the win and the match.......7-2 us.
Croucher then makes a fantastic clearance to claim his Bubble for 8-2 us.....b4 Sexual does enough in that Nervy..."I don't wanna be only one to claim the wrong type of brace" frame to make it 9-2 us.....The Long One then plays a real strong frame and claims his Duce to make it......yes I know you know already.....10(bottom of the league)-2(top of the league)
We aren't as bad as perhaps some may have u think after all.
The league they say never lies....and if we are still bottom tomorrow then that will still be the case......but tonight we finally showed up.....and got a bit of overdue rub also.
Good night all in all against one of our favourite teams.
Happy Days!!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!
Well once again the wonderful world of sport throws up a gigantic wrench....I mean sprocket......I mean Berney.......I mean "Stupidly.....made of titanium....how on earth is that possible..........SPANNER......in the works!!!!!!!!!!
We the lowly F.i.s.s.c.(B) without a win all season find ourselves at home....up against the best team.......I.e.(top of the league) Portland.........
So I turn up late.....having given instructions to birthday boy Maris to put me 3rd.......to find we ain't even started as they'd turned up a little late themselves.
Anyway........turns out I'd left me wallet at home....poults gives me lift to collect it.....in that 5mins spud dishes 1-0 us.....and as we walk up to club Carlos is process of doing the same......2-0 us......I walk in....take off me Tug.....step up and get Very lucky to make it 3-0.....but we ain't gonna turn it away as we've had no luck all year.
So next it's Earl "the pearl" Willis.....what a clearance against his fellow "Hidden Dragon".......4-0 us........sexual is next & looks in control.....but Mr.Passatt clears really well for 4-Bobby.......Stretch then allays fears of 4-2 at half time with a great clearance to make it 5-R.A. At half time.
Ok we are getting the rub....and probably expecting it to go wrong from here as 3 draws kinda allude to.......and the on resumption seeing Charlotte lose the 1st of 2nd half to go 5-2 us....I'm gettin that "Ship built in N.Ireland" feeling.(no blame intended...just a reference)
Anyway......Wideless Wheels is on for his 2nd dish in a match for first time and adrenaline kicks in and that strong right wrist gets too strong and rattles 8 ball.......terry battles back really well and makes it a 8 ball game.....birdcage produces the big double to secure the nervy draw 6-2 us.
Next it's me.....and in a close one I do ok as it happens.....helped with 2 shots when kinda in control......play a pearler when foul snookered and claim the win and the match.......7-2 us.
Croucher then makes a fantastic clearance to claim his Bubble for 8-2 us.....b4 Sexual does enough in that Nervy..."I don't wanna be only one to claim the wrong type of brace" frame to make it 9-2 us.....The Long One then plays a real strong frame and claims his Duce to make it......yes I know you know already.....10(bottom of the league)-2(top of the league)
We aren't as bad as perhaps some may have u think after all.
The league they say never lies....and if we are still bottom tomorrow then that will still be the case......but tonight we finally showed up.....and got a bit of overdue rub also.
Good night all in all against one of our favourite teams.
Happy Days!!!!!!!
&
Keep Smiling!!!!!!
