Week 5 for us

[matt covill(fulbourn b)]

Emperor (chocolate bars)8-4 Fulbourn Institute(B)
Well for a change I'm keeping it short.........
Well played to Jim and the lads......potted more blacks than us and therefore deserved the match.
In patches there was some very good pool....deserving of the league.......but none of it played by me unfortunately........the only way I can put it down would be...in the words of a guy I used to work with,one of two in my time who've I've referred to as "Dad",,(& how weird,just realised both their names are Dave),& I believe it's from a British sitcom or sketch show....any way.......the phrase is......."well.....it started off well.......tailed off a bit in the middle.....and the less said about the end the better!!!!!!"....totally sums both my frames up.
I will though say well played to Croucher,Sexual,Spud & Young Smithe.......all took a frame......if ur counting??yes that with me makes 5......carlos's littlen was poorly,and Laura had to take her to cam doc & didn't have time to find a sub.....hope Lucy's ok Birdcage.xxxx...... so unfortunately with Jaws away as well,we started the night 2 down......all said and done.....I had 2 decent chances to win both my frames.......but was pap!!!!!!!
Not to worry........worse things happen in pee!!!!!!!
Happy Days!!!!!!!
&
Keep smiling!!!!!!!
Look forward to the reverse fixture Sweeney.....

[MalteseMauler]

Always a good laugh playing you chaps and last night was no exception !!! Totally agree dishes galore at the start shame we couldnt maintain that standard all the way through
Cant wait for the return match. im sure alex is itching for revenge
Hope Lucy's is ok Carlos.

[Snake Dogg]

Portland B 5 - 7 Emperor Ssssss

This result does not really reflect the dominance we had. Went 4-0 up via Myself, Captain Insano, Papa John and Mr Inconspicuous himself Danny Kidd before losing two on the trot via the black being potted at the wrong time...very unlucky, so should have been 6-0 at the break!! Admittedly it all fell apart for the front end of the second half, with a few of the boys getting caught again, before my break in which each ball touched the cushion about 100 times but nothing fell, leaving a simple dish for my opponent (who still used a knuckle for position at one point...grrr). So we ended up at 6-5 with no other than the best captain in all of the pool leagues Mr Danny Nunn to win it for us and finally Lady Luck popped in to help him with a tough black and BOOM....We are back.

The other teams have had their head start now.....Bring on the rest of the season. UP THE EMP.....Sssssssss

[matt covill(fulbourn b)]

Gas leak Paddy?
Now obviously it ain't for me to make comment young man......but the...."all the leagues" statement, made me feel very very very sad.........not just cause you ain't,as far as I'm aware anyway,played for/under every other captain in all the leagues......but also because
People like you....who come on here......late at night......probably worse for wear from too many alcoholic beverages served to them in the establishment they have just visited.......high on adrenaline from a Lucky win.......literally so done in they can't even punctuate their own drivel
Properly so we the public can't read it just once cause it made no bloody sense in the first place......all do my head in!!!!!
What a way to carry on for gods sake............... ;-) ;-) ;-)

[monkey]

I was going to like your post Matt but I see you are still bigging yourself up. ? I have tried to do a smiley face but it keeps coming out as Mr Angry. Sorry.

[matt covill(fulbourn b)]

I only do it for your benefit handsome.......gives u something else to moan about......and I know how you foreigners love a good moan......