Post by matt covill(fulbourn b) on Oct 31, 2014 0:44:53 GMT
King st run 6-6 F.i.s.s.c.(B)
Well my dears.....once again I return to the wonderful world of the......C.A.P.L. Forum..........I can only hope u've missed me and my diatribes......
Any way........tonight we were paired, away, against one of our favourite teams.........probably favourite cause we usually(though I'm not sure how cause they are a very strong team)do quite well against them.
So.....first up it's Spudulica vs Mr Late.......Mr Late "Finishes Early".......1-0 them...........Old Terry Titanium then steps up against Steady "Quick Stroke" Dave......and can't remember the steps to the Argentinian Tango............2-0 them..........Bobby Dazzle,then faces the most unlucky player of the evening in my eyes,Steve"Kicked a Black Cat.......Smashed 13 Mirrors Today"Griffiths..........looking at 3-0 down as S.K.a.B.C.S.13.M.T.G was in control.....then all of a sudden he wasn't.....Sexual slides a yellow in behind the Black in the corner bag without it dropping(which on another day it would've)& he goes on to grab a crucial frame.......2-1 them......I then play quite well as it happens.......although the 8 ball was like a Millipede wiping his slippers on Queen Millipedes door mat as he enters "The Hall of Clean Feet"........2-2..........Carlos then does what the great big hunk of love always seems to do........Win!!!!!!!!2-3 us...............then Jaws does great.......looks like he's gonna grab that crucial 6th to go 2-4 up.......but lags ball short into middle bag...........Shampoo takes advantage to go in level at break......3-3.
2nd Half starts........Martin B4 5 o'clock a.m. Claims his brace really well against Sexual........4-3 them......I then play well against S.Q.S.D. With him looking like making a break and dish.......and drag it back to 4-4.......Bird Cage then makes it 4-5 us with a great finish against the "Ever Luckless S.K.a.B.C.S.13.M.T.G"......b4 Mr Armstromg and Large White lose next 2 for them to turn it round in the blink of a japs........6-5 them.............and in such moments of despair one finds oneself searching......yearning........indeed praying for a hero.............Arise Sir Philip "I Have Metal in Me" Willis.............what a player..........Different Bisto!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the plate is on.....but just didn't quite get there......but given a 2nd chance he plays 2 worldies...........last red......to check back down for 8 in middle only to run a little to far.....but not so far it didn't leave him a slim chance of the cross double into opposite middle bag..........and in such circumstances.......for the draw......to play it "Dead God Dam Weight"......Croucher........we salute you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good night against a quality team.
Happy Days!!!!!!!!!!!
And Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well my dears.....once again I return to the wonderful world of the......C.A.P.L. Forum..........I can only hope u've missed me and my diatribes......
Any way........tonight we were paired, away, against one of our favourite teams.........probably favourite cause we usually(though I'm not sure how cause they are a very strong team)do quite well against them.
So.....first up it's Spudulica vs Mr Late.......Mr Late "Finishes Early".......1-0 them...........Old Terry Titanium then steps up against Steady "Quick Stroke" Dave......and can't remember the steps to the Argentinian Tango............2-0 them..........Bobby Dazzle,then faces the most unlucky player of the evening in my eyes,Steve"Kicked a Black Cat.......Smashed 13 Mirrors Today"Griffiths..........looking at 3-0 down as S.K.a.B.C.S.13.M.T.G was in control.....then all of a sudden he wasn't.....Sexual slides a yellow in behind the Black in the corner bag without it dropping(which on another day it would've)& he goes on to grab a crucial frame.......2-1 them......I then play quite well as it happens.......although the 8 ball was like a Millipede wiping his slippers on Queen Millipedes door mat as he enters "The Hall of Clean Feet"........2-2..........Carlos then does what the great big hunk of love always seems to do........Win!!!!!!!!2-3 us...............then Jaws does great.......looks like he's gonna grab that crucial 6th to go 2-4 up.......but lags ball short into middle bag...........Shampoo takes advantage to go in level at break......3-3.
2nd Half starts........Martin B4 5 o'clock a.m. Claims his brace really well against Sexual........4-3 them......I then play well against S.Q.S.D. With him looking like making a break and dish.......and drag it back to 4-4.......Bird Cage then makes it 4-5 us with a great finish against the "Ever Luckless S.K.a.B.C.S.13.M.T.G"......b4 Mr Armstromg and Large White lose next 2 for them to turn it round in the blink of a japs........6-5 them.............and in such moments of despair one finds oneself searching......yearning........indeed praying for a hero.............Arise Sir Philip "I Have Metal in Me" Willis.............what a player..........Different Bisto!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the plate is on.....but just didn't quite get there......but given a 2nd chance he plays 2 worldies...........last red......to check back down for 8 in middle only to run a little to far.....but not so far it didn't leave him a slim chance of the cross double into opposite middle bag..........and in such circumstances.......for the draw......to play it "Dead God Dam Weight"......Croucher........we salute you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good night against a quality team.
Happy Days!!!!!!!!!!!
And Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
